tora2tiger:

gummy-dicks-and-pixie-stixs:

ask-thecherubs:

Started out just funny as hell. And then… AND THEN. I just… this was the best thing ever.

it took me a fuckin minute to realize it was john attempting to be karkat, i crying

*dies from loss of breath*

YOU ALL DO REALIZE I’M STILL KICKING THE OVERSIZED BARREL RIGHT?? AS IN COME ASK ME SOME DAMN QUESTIONS YOU LAZY FUCKS.

Karkat... I wanna be your friend... Can I have a hug... *kawaii face*.

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I HATE TO INFORM YOU, BUT I DON’T TAKE FRIEND REQUESTS. BUT YOU CAN HAVE A SMALL HUG FOR YOUR STUPID ENDEAVOR.

m!a: You've reached God Tier but you only keep it for four days after reading this.
Anonymous

NOT LIKE I HAVENT BEEN IN THIS BS OUTFIT BEFORE.  photo g.png

BUT OKAY THEN. CAPE AND KNIGHTLY DUDS IT IS.

Well Karkat, I need some advice. I've been living on a giant rock for four years with my best friend and my ex. Recently, though, my douchebag of a best friend was discovered to be my crush and I'm head over heels for him. I'm sure, since you've had experience in said dilemma, that you'll help me figure a way out of this.
Anonymous

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WELL SHIT THAT DOES SOUND LIKE A GIANT SHOEBOX UP THE ASS KINDA DEAL. I MEAN, THOUGH SOLLUX AND I WERE A BIT OF A FUCKED UP STORY TO BEGIN WITH, I DO UNDERSTAND A LITTLE OF WHAT’S GOING ON…

I MEAN UNLIKE ME, (DON’T DO WHAT I DID AND HOLD IT BACK) BUT TRY AND LEAN AROUND IT, ASK HIM QUESTIONS, BUT DON’T BE SNEAKY ABOUT IT. LIKE DON’T MAKE HIM THINK YOU’RE PLANNING SOMETHING OR WHATEVER GIVEN YOUR SITUATION.

O MEAN I WAS STUCK ON A GIANT SPACE ROCK WITH ELEVEN OF MY “FRIENDS” AND I SUPPOSE THAT IN ITSELF WAS REALLY WEIRD; MANY OF US WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS AFTER THE GAME… BUT IN THE END OF IT, I GUESS FOLLOW YOUR PUSHER, ACTUALLY LISTEN TO IT DON’T THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH. JUST LET WHAT’S GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN, HAPPEN. THERE’S NOT MUCH TO DO OTHER THAN LET THINGS PAN OUT AND SEE IF YOU FIND SOME GOLD IN THE WHOLE MESS OF MUD YOU’RE FUCKING ASS DEEP IN RIGHT NOW.

IF YOU NEED FURTHER HELP I CAN SURE AS HELL HELP YOU, SORRY IF THIS HAS BEEN IN HERE A LONG TIME, I WENT ON A MINI HIATUS AGAIN.

have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
Anonymous

THESE QUESTIONS, SELDOM AS THEY COME, ARE QUITE INOPPORTUNE.

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YES, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING OF BEING INADEQUATE OF FEELING USELESS, OR EVEN AS LIGHTLY AS BEING NOT GOOD ENOUGH. I’VE ALWAYS FELT AS IF I AM AT FAULT, WHETHER I SHOW IT OR NOT, I TEND TO JUST NOT LIKE MY ACTIONS.

I’M A BIG BALL OF MESS UPS TAPED TOGETHER WITH SHITTY EMOTIONS TO STICK A FURTHER THORN INTO MY RECTUS.

BUT UNLESS YOU ASK SPECIFICS I’M ENDING THAT THERE. GOOD FUCKING DAY TO YOU ANON.

hey kitkat sup

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OH GOOD. YOU’RE HERE. I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT’S SO DAMN HUMOROUS ABOUT YOUR SHITTY CANDY NAMING SCHEME.

*walks up to karkat* *puts hands on karkat's face* *squishes karkat's cheeks together* *whispers* "hey karkat, i saw a bucket in the other room... how would you like to... go clean up this shit hole with me? :) *innocent smile*
Anonymous

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WOW YOU’RE GODDAMN GROSS. NO. PLUS IF YOU’RE WANTING TO CLEAN, GO OVER MAKARA’S, ITS A DAMN OINKERSTYE. MY HIVE IS FUCKING SPOTLESS YOU UNIRONIC SHITCRACKER.

the-road-to-memory-lane:

Favorite movies of all time [in no order]
↪ [20/?] Dead Poets Society (1989)

"Boys, you must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don’t be resigned to that. Break out!"

the-road-to-memory-lane:

Favorite movies of all time [in no order]

↪ [20/?] Dead Poets Society (1989)

"Boys, you must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don’t be resigned to that. Break out!"

sophiabiatch:

datironicbiotch:

sophiabiatch:

the explanation you have always wanted

Yea sure they aren’t.

BRO: *silence*

Age: 7.5 sweeps old [ M!A Status: NONE]
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