ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS SOLLUX WHAT ARE YOU —-
OH UM. UH. I GUESS FUCKING THANKS? THOUGH I DON’T THINK FALLING DOWN THEM CONSTITU—
I UHM-WHY UM…WHAT…WAIT ARE YOU BOTH FLIRTI—
WAIT- WHAT—GUYS WHY ARE YOU ALL BEING SO POSITIVE AND SAPPY AND SHIT— OH MY GOD…
hey guys, ya know what karkat needs? more anons
I’M GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH YOU — PLEASE GOD I’M ALREADY FLUSHING LIKE A GLOW STICK OVER HERE
paleopsychotic replied to your post: but roxy and karkat tho can we just sit back and appreciate that for a second??? think of all the charged hatesex they could have and then sickeningly pale recoveries afterward. roxy would show karkat up at everything, even domming him in bed and karkat would fight tooth and nail to gain it but she’s just always a bit better than him and it fRUSTRATES HIM TO NO END and then after she’s done fuckin pegging the shit out of him he dishes out the forgiving pale kisses and hugsMy theory is that Karkat is an anomaly, some freak tangle in the Mediums shipping wall. It makes it so all ships involving him are valid, while tragically rendering incapable of maintaining stable quadrants.
i felt this needed to be cleared up
“remember; depression is just anger without enthusiasm.”
WELL. I CAN EXPLAIN IT IN ONE WORD.
AS WITH EVERYTHING THAT REALLY UPSETS ME I KNOW IT’S MY FUCKING FAULT HE’S DEAD AND LONG GONE. I THINK ABOUT MANY OF THE TIMES WHEN HE AND I ARGUED OR CLACKED SHIT OR I’D THROW SHIT AT HIM IN ANNOYANCE..
I WOULD TAKE IT BACK. I MISS HAVING SOMEONE SUPER CLOSE..OR LIVING WITH ME IN MY HIVE THAT I COULD TALK TO, EVEN IF SOMETIMES HE WOULD GET ANGRY IF I TALKED TOO MUCH OR ON CERTAIN SUBJECTS HE’D DOZE OFF..BUT IT WAS COMFORTING KNOWING HE WAS THERE.
CRAB DAD; YEAH I MISS HIM. I MISS HIM A LOT. EVEN IF HE WAS A LOUD SCREECHING DUNDER CRAB. HE WAS MY LUSUS. AND HE CHOSE ME OF ALL THE OTHER TROLLS. AND DAMNIT I MISS HIM.
but i don’t wanna wear clothes
WELL MAYBE HE SHOULD GO STICK HIS DICK IN THE WATERMELON SINCE THAT’S APPARENTLY ENTICING TO HUMANS.
YOU WEIRDOS FRIGLETTES SCARE ME SOMETIMES ENOUGH TO PIROUETTE OFF INTO A DARK CABIN AND BECOME A HERMIT YOU KNOW?
i already did that though
DAVE YOU’RE SO GOD DAMN STUPID IT MAKES ME HEAD HURT. EW. NO.
dont knock it til ya try it
there all squishy and wet dude
also there are seeds
ill buy you one for christmas
DAVE. DAVE. NO. GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT. MAN. NO. YOU’RE GROSS GO AWAY THAT IS NOT RIGHT ON ANY LEVEL WHAT EVEN
well i mean if youre more into toothbrushes i get that man
OH MY FUCKING YOURE HURTING MY PAN WITH HOW UNIRONICALLY STUPID YOU’RE BEING WITH THIS IT WASN’T A GOD DAMN TOOTH BRUSH OKAY JEGUS SHITGRILLING DUNDER FUCK