OKAY SOOO I GOT TO THE DESERT AND AM STUCK. I RAGE QUIT AFTER THOSE DAMN BOULDER BIRDS KEPT KILLING ME BECAUSE I HAD MY HEADPHONES IN AND COULDN’T HEAR THEM COMING.

WELP.

NIGHT FOR NOW PEOPLE.

I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD MY LAST SAVED CHARACTER NAMED “ΨIIONIIC”  WOW I FORGOT ABOUT THAT OKAY LET’S GET STARTED

WHY THE FUCK AM I AT THE BOSS LEVEL OF THE TEMPLE- I FORGOT I WAS ALMOST BATTLING THE SIX ARMED GUY

K SOMETHING OR OTHER THAT I NEED TO REMEMBER CAUSE I SOUND LIKE A NOOB AND I’M NOT AND FUCK OKAY PLAYING NOW

WHILE I’M WAITING FOR SKYPE TO FUCKING WORK AND NOT BE A DICK BE PLAYING SOME VIDEO GAMES- IF YOU NEED ME MESSAGE ME I’LL LET MY COMPUTER SHUT DOWN AND REST FOR A BIT-  CLOSE IT FOR ONCE.

WAIT I HAVE BATTERIES IN THE CLOSET I’M A GENIUS-

GENIUS KARKAT STRIKES AGAIN

WHILE I’M AT IT LETS GET SOME CHIPS AND GRAPES

AAAAAAAAAAAAND I FORGOT I HAVEN’T USED THIS BULGEMUNCH IN SO LONG THE REMOTES ARE DEAD. WELP.

WELL, SINCE MY QUESTIONS ARE MOSTLY MISSING IT’S THE WEEKEND AND I HAVE SHIT PLANNED FOR THIS WEEKEND- LET’S FUCKING LIVE COMMENT ON ONE OF MY FAVORITE WAYS TO PASS THE TIME OTHER THAT ROMCOMS- PLAYING PUZZLE VIDEO GAMES AND ADVENTURING THROUGH THE UNKNOWN WORLDS AND PLACES OF THE “LEGIT STORY TELLING OF THE MAN IN GREEN WHO SAVES HIS PRINCESS FAIR WITH THE HELP OF THE PUPPETEER OF SAID GREEN ASSBUGLE” OR AS TO YOU HUMANS, THE LEGEND OF ZELDA.

IT’S THE “SKYWARD BLADE”  EDITION. I’LL BE COMMENTING AS i PLAY MAYBE- BUT THIS IS MAINLY SO IF YOU’RE WONDERING WHAT I’M DOING TODAY.

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CG: t-TEREZI?

GC: OH MY GOD. *SH3 RUSH3S OV3R TO H1M* WH4T H4PP3N3D?

CG: [is lying on the ground not too far from her- as she approaches a weak twitch of the lips in attempts to smile is given- to not much confort to his sliced body. The carmine liquid puddles idly around him, his heart not beating fast enough for it to grow any further out; a few ribbons of it dribbling still from his bruised lips.] I..I f-FUCKED UP..i.I GUESS..

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guys no seriously my questions are missing what the actual fuck i tried to answer one and logged in and they’re goooooone

o n o

OKAY WTF WHER EARE ALL THE QUESITONS I HAD IN THIS BOX HERE THEY’RE GONE WTF GUYS HELP

CG: ALSO IN OTHER FUCKING NEWS I HAVE 89 GODDMAN FOLLOWERS.

CG: YOU ASSHOLES JUST KEEP COMING BUT I DON’T KNOW FROM FUCKING WHERE